Young Alice was a rose Like the gentle kind  that grows On the English countryside, When she came across the sea She was dainty as could be And extremely dignified.   But Alice kinda changed, She's been kinda rearranged, By the hands her life was dealt, No …

Martha Jane had some rough and rowdy ways, Back there in those wild and woolly days, Before she learned to tie her shoe She learned to spit and cuss and chew, Yes, Martha Jane had rough and rowdy ways.   Martha Jane, she was anything but tame, That's the w …