She Don't Know It
(comedic song) - I have melody and chords

Verse 1
All the sidewalk stops to stare
she sashays by and flicks her hair
She knows they're whispering
but she can't suppress a grin
as breeze whips past her skin

Chorus
She don't know it
But her skirt is tucked into her underwear
She don't know it
But she's showing the world her derriere 
She'll smile and she'll wave
and much to her dismay
she'll find out that her skirt is tucked
into her underwear

Verse 2
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Bridge
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Chorus:

Now she knows that her skirt was tucked
into her underwear
She just showed the whole neighborhood
Her derriere 
But she smiles and she waves
and folks, from that day
she never walked out the door (tag)
double checking forever more
that her skirt is never ever tucked
into her underwear