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Bummer

Bummer

 

 

 

I went down to my local bank to see if they could help

But the manager just laughed and threw me out

To top it all my old lady stalked Justin Bieber all summer

..............................bummer

 

I got to get a new set of friends acquaintances real soon

They ‘re just not cool or hip or in the loop

My best friend's favourite movie is Dumb and Dumber

.........................bummer

 

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I’ve always had bad luck, it makes me mad and madder

If a black cat sees me, it’ll cross the street and walk under a ladder

 

 

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My Bel Air mansion’s needing a brand new coat of paint

My model girlfriend’s shooting out of town

My E type Jag's just been tailgated by a hummer

.................................bummer

 

In the 70’s I was more than a mean guitarist

But I blew the chance to be in a punk band

The group in question was led by one Joe Strummer

............bummer

 

At weekends I like to chill and hang around the house

I also like to go and walk the dog

But my papillon always wants to take on all comers

..........................bummer

 

My daughter had a boyfriend, he was a millionaire

My future was so rosy, we were friends

But she dumped him for another guy, he was just a plumber

………………………….bummer

 

 

 

 

© Robin Grimmond 2013

 

 

robin grimmond · 1631 days ago
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