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"SAUSAGE OR THE PIG"

 “SAUSAGE OR THE PIG”

Copyright 2019: Bill Eilbacher 

“SAUSAGE OR THE PIG”

Copyright 2019: Bill Eilbacher 

My girlfriend will not marry me, I guess it’s not her gig...

She says she might need sausage, but not the whole damn pig...

I said I feel the same way, a cow’s not worth ten grand... 

That’s when she up and left me, with my sausage in my hand...

So why is it that women, enjoy sex more than men...

But put up such a fight each time, that we want sex again...

Not any other reason other then they can...

But when they’re fuckin’ horny, they’ll fuck most any man...

And if you think I’m kidding, just add alcohol to the mix...

And watch  them drop their panties and take on any dicks...

And later on they’ll swear to you, when they sober up again...

They can’t remember doing that, with any other men...

Ive seen this happen firsthand to guys like you and me...

My ex-wife once pulled up her dress, and flashed all that could see.

She did this in a crowded bar, filled up with mostly men...

Embarrassed me but she didn’t care, how I felt right then...

I knew few of these people, were mostly her old friends...

And as I crawled beneath my stool, she flashed them all again...

Sure she had her panties on, but it was just a thong...

The strap was wedged into her crack, like she had nothing on...

So now I’ll go and ask you, if it’s worth a single dime...

To find the woman who you love, ain’t faithful all the time...

I’m thinking it’s way better, avoiding that whole gig...

Remember they want sausage now and not the whole damm pig. 

William Eilbacher · 210 days ago
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