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"LUCKY COUNTRY BUMPKIN"

“LUCKY COUNTRY BUMPKIN”

Copyright 2020: Bill Eilbacher

VERSE 1

This ain’t your daddy’s kind of, old fashioned country song...

Where almost everything I do, seems to go all wrong...

All my kids are doctors, that love taking care of me...

My high price medications, all come to me for free...

VERSE 2

In between us making love, my wife now cooks and cleans...

The best damm dog a man can have, now brings me my Jim Beam...

Played the lotto just before, my old John Deer broke down...

And now this farmer owns the bank in country bumpkin town...

CHORUS

If not for good luck, I’d have none at all…

Just sent my wife, spree shopping at the mall…

These twin Ferraris, that we’re drivin’ ‘round…

Sure turn some heads, in bumpkin town…

MUSICAL INTERLUDE 

VERSE 3

Mortgages are now paid off, for farmers in this town…

New dually F-350’s, they’re all seen drivin ‘round…

And all the town folk’s debts are gone, i paid them all off too…

Thanks to mega millions, it’s what made this come true…

CHORUS  

If not for good luck, I’d have none at all...

Just sent my wife, spree shopping at the mall...

These twin Ferraris, that we’re drivin’ ‘round...

Turn lots of heads, in bumpkin town...

MUSICAL INTERLUDE

VERSE 4 

Now you all know from what I won, that I’m a rich man now...

But you’ll still see me on my farm, as I sow and plow...

If not for farming in this town, I’d never now be free...

It’s payback time for all the folks, that ever once helped me

CHORUS/END

If not for good luck, I’d have none at all...

Just sent my wife, spree shopping at the mall...

These twin  Ferraris that were drivin’ round...

Turn lots of heads, in bumpkin town...

Next week I’ll drive, the Lambo down....

And spin donuts all over town as I go round and round and round, all around town. 

William Eilbacher · 219 days ago
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