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"HALF ASS SINGER"

“HALF ASS SINGER”

Copyright 2020: Bill Eilbacher 

VERSE 1/INTRO

No way you can mistake me, for a macho type of man…

I can’t gulp that whiskey down, but smoking weed’s my plan…

Bedroom, or my basement,

Where I’ll write songs and unwind...

Inspired by George Strait and Jones,

They’re deep inside my mind…

Most people think l’m wasting time, I’ll never hit it big…

But dreams must all be followed, if you ever want a gig…

CHORUS

I’m just a half ass singer,

with weed though, I can write…

Sometimes I’ll stay up all night long,

just to make sure that its right…

I’m too damm loud and noisy, keep my wife up all night long…

She swears she now knows all the words, to my latest country song…

Here’s nothing but the best to, all wannabes like me… 

Some lucky day, when we might play, on the Grand Ol’ Opry…

May..be…

May…be…

VERSE 2

How bout those Tex-Mex Mavericks,

Their songs flow like they should…

I write words just like thiers, but mine are no damm good…

Cause lyrics all are worthless, without a melody…

I want and need a brand new friend, to collaborate with me...

Alone my words are only poems, they’re hard to understand…

But with a tune, could be a hit, for the newest country band…

CHORUS

I’m just a half ass singer,

With weed though, I can write…

Sometimes I’ll stay up all night long, just to make sure that its right…

I’m too damm loud and noisy, keep my wife up all night long…

She swears she now knows all the words, to my latest country song…

Here’s nothing but the best to, all you wannabes like me… 

Some lucky day, when we might play, on the Grand Ol’ Opry…

May..be…

May…be…

MUSICAL INTERLUDE

CHORUS/END

I’m just a half ass singer,

With weed though, I can write…

Sometimes I’ll stay up all night long,

just to make sure that its right…

I’m too damm loud and noisy, I keep my wife up all night long…

She swears she now knows all the words, to my latest country song…

Here’s nothing but the best to, all you wannabes like me… 

Some lucky day, when we might play, on the Grand Ol’ Opry…

May..be...

May..be…

May…be…

May…be

May…be

I said may…be.

William Eilbacher · 214 days ago
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