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"FARMER JOEBOY BUMPKIN"

“FARMER JOEBOY BUMPKIN”

Copyright 2019: Bill Eilbacher 

VERSE 1 

I plant my THC  between the rows…

Can’t be seen as my corn grows…

Come harvest time it’s double score...

Weed and liquor out the door...

Hardest part’s not getting busted...

And finding help that can be trusted...

Using fast cars, in the past...

Won’t work now, need new plan fast...

CHORUS 

I’ve always dreamed of bein’...

A country song songwriter...

But daddy died last winter...

Even though he was a fighter...

And now I’m really strugglin’...

Seems cost of seed is doublin’...

But the price they pay for corn in town...

Just keeps on going way way down,,,

Yeah I always dreamed of bein’...

A country song songwriter...

But now that Jack Frost’s on the pumpkin...

Done being farmer Joeboy Bumpkin...

VERSE 2

Now I advertise all on line...

Amazing how that’s working fine... 

Wrap my goods in air tight boxes...

Trying to outsmart the foxes ...

All marked chocolate, coco dusted...

Hoping now, I don’t get busted...

Customer base and crops keep growin’...

Gotta be smart with money I’m showin’...

CHORUS 

I’ve always dreamed of bein’...

A country song songwriter...

But takin over daddy’s farm...

Proved painful in the ass...

And now i’m really strugglin’...

Seems like the cost of seed keeps doublin’…

But the price they pay for corn in town….

Just keeps on going way way down...

Yeah I always dreamed of bein’...

A country song songwriter...

But now that Jack Frost’s on the pumpkin...

Done being farmer Joeboy Bumpkin...

VERSE 3

Dirt poor corn farmer’s, barely get by...

Cant buy a new car, gotta be sly...

My gut’s got this feeling, my mind can’t dislodge...

Think I’m gonna get busted, time to head outa Dodge...

So its now off to Nashville, I’ll write songs and hang out...

And have enough cash not to worry about...

Then if I get real lucky and partner up right...

You’ll be hearing our songs on the Opry some night...

Yeah if I get real lucky with a partner that’s right...

You’ll be hearing our songs on the Opry some night...

On the Opry some night...

The Opry some night. 

William Eilbacher · 214 days ago
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